Two
friends, Barbie and Tiffany, were walking down the
street and passed a flower shop where Tiffany happened to see her boyfriend, Dirk, buying flowers.
street and passed a flower shop where Tiffany happened to see her boyfriend, Dirk, buying flowers.
She
sighed and said, "Oh, damn... Dirk is buyin' me
flowers again."
flowers again."
Barbie
looked quizzically at her friend and said, "What's the
big deal, Tiff? Don't ya like gettin' flowers?"
big deal, Tiff? Don't ya like gettin' flowers?"
Tiffany
said, "Oh sure, but Dirk always has certain expectations after givin' me flowers, and I just don't feel like spendin' the next three days on my back with my legs up in the air."
Barbie
said, "Gee whiz, don't ya have a vase?"
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