Zac (age 13) and I (maturity 13) were picking up a few groceries after his soccer scrimmage.
Zac said, "Oh! Wait! I need more Pop-Tarts. We've needed some for about two weeks now."
I replied, "What the hell are you talking about? I know I saw a box of them in our pantry."
"That box is empty."
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