In My Heart Of Hearts...

I loath Valentine's Day. A contrived, sexist event geared solely to sell shit with the onus being on guys to fulfill women's fairy tale idea of love and being in a relationship. 99.99999999% of men are just going through the motions because they don't want blowback or are simply hoping all the wooing will get them laid. My wife, Monique, and I have been happily married for 29 years. Even when we were dating in college, she knew my deep, white-hot hatred for this sham of a holiday. Show respect to your partner every day and screw Valentine's Day.