Monday, February 20, 2012

Special Delivery

Monique and I just purchased a new washer and dryer at Lowes. They were having a sale. Towards the end of the transaction the salesman asked, "Will anyone be home for delivery tomorrow?"

I said, "We both work at home. Anytime will do."

"That's great. The guys are gonna love you."

I deadpanned, "I'd prefer it to be strictly a platonic transaction. Would the delivery guys be okay with a simple handshake?"

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