Monique and I just purchased a new washer and dryer at Lowes. They were having a sale. Towards the end of the transaction the salesman asked, "Will anyone be home for delivery tomorrow?"
I said, "We both work at home. Anytime will do."
"That's great. The guys are gonna love you."
I deadpanned, "I'd prefer it to be strictly a platonic transaction. Would the delivery guys be okay with a simple handshake?"
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