Head's Up

(ANOTHER FATHER-&-SON MOMENT WHILE DRIVING BACK FROM HIS DOCTOR'S APPOINTMENT)

I asked, "How did your physical go?"

Zac replied, "Pretty good except for the fact that a stranger was inspecting my penis."

"She's not a stranger. She's been your doctor since you were a baby. And trust me, the doctor sees plenty of guys' junk during the day that it doesn't even phase her."

"Uh huh."

"In faaaact, do ya know what would be neat? You could do something to break up the monotony of her having to see all those penises. Next year when you have your physical, put a little finger puppet like a cute mouse on the end of it."

"Wouldn't I have to be erect?"

"Naaah, look at your finger. It would be best if your dink was limp."

"It'll fall off."

"No problem. We'll attach it with Super Glue."

"We?"