This is what I posted on Facebook: For his birthday, today (March 3), Jon (age 12)wanted to rent Paranormal Activity 3. Monique and I aren't big fans of horror movies. I refused to watch it, so I'm in the other room with the door closed. While reading, I just heard Monique scream so loud that our dog, Pete, woke up with a what-the-fuck look on his face. Monique is a very smart woman, but apparently not today. Guaranteed she's not going to sleep well tonight. Maybe when she eventually falls asleep, I'll grab her arm and yell, "BLAH!!" Divorce proceedings will soon follow.Lori, one of my Facebook friends, responded: Chickenshits.
My reply: Damn right. Just tell us where to lay our eggs.
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