My wife, Monique, rarely treats herself to clothes. She just ordered a few pair of shoes and was asking me what I thought. Nick was modeling two different colored sandals. One shoe was a light brown and the other was white.
I said, "They both look nice."
She said, "That's what I wanted to hear. Do you know that this is the first time I own a white pair of shoes?"
"Really?"
"Yup. White accentuates your feet and I've always been self-conscious of my big feet."
I slowly shook my head in annoyance, "Nick... you don't have big feet for a hobbit."
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