Oh Christ

While pulling out a pot to make Jon some oatmeal, a large measuring cup tumbled out and fell on the floor.

I jokingly said, "Jesus H. Christ." It's what Monique will sometimes say when she's extremely frustrated.

Jon asked, "Dad, would Mere (the name he uses for my mother) be upset with you if you said that in her house?"

Monique replied, "No. But she'd be upset, Jon, if YOU said it in her house."

I said, "No. My mother would be upset with ME if Jon used that saying in her house."