While walking Pete and Hershey on this beautiful, cold, Maine morning, a neighbor stopped in her car, lowered her window and said, "Merry Christmas."
I replied, "And a Merry Christmas to you too."
She looked down at Pete and Hershey and asked, "Did you get the dogs something for Christmas?"
I deadpanned, "No. They're atheists. And besides, Monique and I are Mr. and Mrs. Claus to them 365 days of the year."
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