Get Thee To A Library

It's been four months since I last ordered some books from Amazon. My body is going through severe withdrawals; shakes, vomiting, stomach pains, flop sweat, swearing, hair loss, beastiality. I need a fix, man. Reeeal bad. The problem is I don't have any cash. Please send $1000 donations to the Steve-Meyers-Must-Be-Kept-Off-The-Streets-And-Away-From-Normal-People Fund. Thank you for your generous support.