While driving my 13-year-old son, Zac, to soccer practice at 7:30AM, he plugged his iPhone into the car's music portal and said, "Ah, Dad, ya gotta hear this new song I just found."
The singer was some guy named Wiz Khalifa. I had to admit the song was a catchy tune. The radio was cranked up and our car windows happened to be down. It was your typical, beautiful, late Summer, New England morning; the sun was out, the birds were chirping. It was the next best thing to heaven. A few downtown Gorham residents, who were putting out their trash, jogging or on a pleasant morning walk, got to hear some of the following lyrics as we drove by:
"Diamonds all on my brain, nigga
"Diamonds all on my brain, nigga
Gold watches, gold chain, nigga
Hundred thou’ on champagne, nigga
Yeah, my money insane, nigga
Yeah, I’m making it rain, nigga
When I was just on a plane, nigga
Buying gear, flying here
Fuck what you heard, its my time of year..."
Hundred thou’ on champagne, nigga
Yeah, my money insane, nigga
Yeah, I’m making it rain, nigga
When I was just on a plane, nigga
Buying gear, flying here
Fuck what you heard, its my time of year..."
While the song kept playing, I deadpanned, "This isn't new, Zac. I heard this song on Sesame Street."
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