I
donated 150 books to Gorham's Baxter Library. Naturally, they look brand
new for now, but that will change. Oooooooooh, yes. That will change.
Gorham citizens will start putting their grubby hands on my babies and
start bending pages, ruining the spine and... and... and putting stains
on the covers. Will they CARE? Noooooooooo. Those fuckers. Wait. Wait.
Some guy just pulled one of my books off the
library shelf... HEY, BE CAREFUL WITH THAT BOOK! YOU DON'T HOLD IT LIKE
THAT!! JESUS CHRIST! IF YOU BEND THE SPINE... MOTHERFUCKER!!! COME HERE!!!!
YEAH! YOU! GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE! RIGHT! FUCKING! NOW!!SONOFABITCH!!!DON'TYOUFUCKING WALKAWAYFROMME!!!! THAT'SRIGHTMOTHERFUCKER!!!RUN!
I gotta go...
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